I work in the school office.

Schools have kids.

Kids get lice.

I have quarantined myself to this one area of my bedroom.

All fabrics with which I have come in contact have been washed.

I cannot touch my hair.

I plan to wash it with special lice shampoo very soon.

I’m so itchy.

Tell my family I love them.

Oh and btw

They checked me for lice; I’m clean.

no55-rueplumet:

if i ever see hugh jackman in real life i’m just going to start singing the confrontation really loudly at him and pray to god he joins in

(Source: prouvaiiire, via jordans-jeremy)

richwhitelesbian:

hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

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nostopdasgay:

crystallinekitsune:

but which side of tumblr

do I belong to??

[MUFFLED SOUND OF “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

moment of silence for all the really smart kids who everyone thinks are stupid just because they don’t get good grades in school

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I got accepted to art school.

Thought my parents would care.

But it’s art school.

Oh yeah, I’m so excited for the Super Bowl. I totally watch football. Go Packers. Yeah.