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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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elise-nedal:

last one ;*

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hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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Plays: 829965

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slayboybunny:

[straight boy voice] oh so you like girls………………..thats hot

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

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missbluestocking:

i would kill for clear skin