curvesincolor:

Shiona Turini may have just won Fashion Week with her shirt. 

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durarara:

YES I AM

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thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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lincolnsensei:

gookgod:

stop sexualizing hentai

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a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

Dascha Polanco attends Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers of 2014 at Diamond Horseshoe at the Paramount Hotel on September 10, 2014

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fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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matureresponsibleadult:

chinesekleptocracy:

Fall is upon us

its official. Everything exists. 

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